|—||William Shakespeare, Henry V (via moonsiren)|
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
Anon who I’m not sure if I’m supposed to put their url or not????
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
made a small mistake on his German exam.
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
Mid-day fat girl dirty mirror selfies. 😁
following back tons
no no you misunderstand. being pansexual doesn’t mean i’m attracted to pans. it means i have the superpower to make you attracted to pans. any minute now… yeah, there it is. let’s set you up with a nice saucepan.